Red Team

Fueled by an intergalactic-sized rage for all things slow, these faster-than-light skaters will home in on your heat signal and run you off the track before you know what hit you.

You can't prepare for this launch.

Active Roster

  • co captain

    Bri Zuss

    #14

  • co captain

    Maulnavia!

    #1027

  • bench coach

    Daft Spunk

    #585

  • bench coach

    Surly Bird

    Surly Bird

    #157

  • mascot

    Ms. ROCKITBOT

  • anne T. fascism

    #99

  • Brutal Brit

    #82

  • Captain Cordelia

    #2

  • Gay of Reckoning

    #75

  • Homo Erratic

    #31

  • Killer Bea

    #29

  • Lady Novacaine

    #93

  • Manila Ice

    #32

  • MeshugEnough

    #54

  • Moose Def-initely

    #35

  • Nerdzilla

    #4

  • Polly Pocketknife

    #59

  • Screamy Dreamy

    #617

  • The Ish

    #88

  • Tobi Determined

    #537

  • Whacks Poetic

    #86

  • Winter is Coming

    #000

Non Active Roster

  • Abbie Mischief

  • Ana Stick

  • Anesthesia

  • Animal

  • BerNasty

  • Betsy Wrecksie

  • Buzz TightRear

  • Coley Smokes

  • Commander Nix

  • Coochie Coup

  • Cookies 'n Scream

  • Dudezilla

  • Frau Scientits

  • H Bomb

  • Harmony Killerbruise

  • Hater Tot

  • Honeydew Felon

  • IcePack

  • Jacked Pipes

  • Jawbreaker

  • Jojo Juk’Em

  • KillaHertz

  • Kit Shinkicker

  • Konceal'N Kari

  • Link

  • Madrad

  • Mae Gusta

  • Myrna Ploy

  • Myrtle Kombat

  • NexJen

  • Pain Gretzky

  • Patently Offensive

  • Phyllis Drillher

  • Pucks Bunny

  • Randi Stroyer

  • Rhea Volt

  • Rizzo

  • ROCKITBOT

  • Salvador Brawlie

  • Scarmen Hellectra

  • Snake Bite

  • Soylent Mean

  • Strawberry StrikeHer

  • Tegan N. Scare-ya

  • Tiny Neurotic Terror

  • Trinity Knox

  • Trixie Whipsum

  • Vuedoo Prodigy

  • Wanda Wreckonwith