Rockits
Fueled by an intergalactic-sized rage for all things slow, these faster-than-light skaters will hone in on your heat signal and run you off the track before you know what hit you.
You can't prepare for this launch. It's the Rockits!
Active Roster
co captain
Bri Zuss
#14
co captain
Maulnavia!
#1027
bench coach
Daft Spunk
#585
bench coach
Surly Bird
#157
mascot
Ms. ROCKITBOT
anne T. fascism
#99
Brutal Brit
#82
Captain Cordelia
#2
Gay of Reckoning
#75
Homo Erratic
#31
Killer Bea
#29
Lady Novacaine
#93
Manila Ice
#32
MeshugEnough
#54
Moose Def-initely
#35
Nerdzilla
#4
Polly Pocketknife
#59
Screamy Dreamy
#617
The Ish
#88
Tobi Determined
#537
Whacks Poetic
#86
Winter is Coming
#000
Non Active Roster
Abbie Mischief
Ana Stick
Anesthesia
BerNasty
Betsy Wrecksie
Buzz TightRear
Coley Smokes
Commander Nix
Coochie Coup
Cookies 'n Scream
Dudezilla
Frau Scientits
H Bomb
Harmony Killerbruise
Hater Tot
Honeydew Felon
IcePack
Jacked Pipes
Jawbreaker
Jojo Juk’Em
KillaHertz
Kit Shinkicker
Konceal'N Kari
Link
Madrad
Mae Gusta
Myrna Ploy
Myrtle Kombat
NexJen
Pain Gretzky
Patently Offensive
Phyllis Drillher
Pucks Bunny
Randi Stroyer
Rhea Volt
Rizzo
ROCKITBOT
Salvador Brawlie
Scarmen Hellectra
Snake Bite
Soylent Mean
Strawberry StrikeHer
Tegan N. Scare-ya
Tiny Neurotic Terror
Trinity Knox
Trixie Whipsum
Vuedoo Prodigy
Wanda Wreckonwith