Rockits

Fueled by an intergalactic-sized rage for all things slow, these faster-than-light skaters will hone in on your heat signal and run you off the track before you know what hit you.

You can't prepare for this launch. It's the Rockits!

Active Roster

  • co captain

    Bri Zuss

    #14

  • co captain

    Maulnavia!

    #1027

  • bench coach

    Daft Spunk

    #585

  • bench coach

    Gay of Reckoning

    #75

  • bench coach

    Surly Bird

    Surly Bird

    #157

  • mascot

    Ms. ROCKITBOT

  • anne T. fascism

    #99

  • Brutal Brit

    #82

  • Captain Cordelia

    #2

  • Homo Erratic

    #31

  • Killer Bea

    #29

  • Manila Ice

    #32

  • MeshugEnough

    #54

  • Moose Def-initely

    #35

  • Nerdzilla

    #4

  • Polly Pocketknife

    #59

  • Screamy Dreamy

    #617

  • The Ish

    #88

  • Tobi Determined

    #537

  • Whacks Poetic

    #86

  • Winter is Coming

    #000

Non Active Roster

  • Abbie Mischief

  • Ana Stick

  • Anesthesia

  • BerNasty

  • Betsy Wrecksie

  • Buzz TightRear

  • Coley Smokes

  • Commander Nix

  • Coochie Coup

  • Cookies 'n Scream

  • Dudezilla

  • Frau Scientits

  • H Bomb

  • Harmony Killerbruise

  • Hater Tot

  • Honeydew Felon

  • IcePack

  • Jacked Pipes

  • Jawbreaker

  • Jojo Juk’Em

  • KillaHertz

  • Kit Shinkicker

  • Konceal'N Kari

  • Link

  • Madrad

  • Mae Gusta

  • Myrna Ploy

  • Myrtle Kombat

  • NexJen

  • Pain Gretzky

  • Patently Offensive

  • Phyllis Drillher

  • Pucks Bunny

  • Randi Stroyer

  • Rhea Volt

  • Rizzo

  • ROCKITBOT

  • Salvador Brawlie

  • Scarmen Hellectra

  • Snake Bite

  • Soylent Mean

  • Strawberry StrikeHer

  • Tegan N. Scare-ya

  • Tiny Neurotic Terror

  • Trinity Knox

  • Trixie Whipsum

  • Vuedoo Prodigy

  • Wanda Wreckonwith