Rockits

Fueled by an intergalactic-sized rage for all things slow, these faster-than-light skaters will home in on your heat signal and run you off the track before you know what hit you.

You can't prepare for this launch. It's the Rockits!

Active Roster

  • co captain

    Coley Smokes

    #470

  • co captain

    Whacks Poetic

    #86

  • bench coach

    Baba Štefka

    #59

  • bench coach

    Daft Spunk

    #585

  • mascot

    Ms. ROCKITBOT

  • Animal

    #501

  • Anne T. fascism

    #99

  • Bri Zuss

    #14

  • Brutal Brit

    #82

  • Captain Cordelia

    #2

  • Gay of Reckoning

    #75

  • Homo Erratic

    #31

  • Killer Bea

    #29

  • Link

    #121

  • Manila Ice

    #32

  • Maulnavia!

    #1027

  • MeshugEnough

    #54

  • Moose Def-initely

    #35

  • Polly Pocketknife

    #59

  • Screamy Dreamy

    #617

  • The Ish

    #88

Non Active Roster

  • Abbie Mischief

  • Ana Stick

  • Anesthesia

  • BerNasty

  • Betsy Wrecksie

  • Buzz TightRear

  • Commander Nix

  • Coochie Coup

  • Cookies 'n Scream

  • Dreidel Robber

  • Dudezilla

  • Frau Scientits

  • H Bomb

  • Harmony Killerbruise

  • Hater Tot

  • Honeydew Felon

  • IcePack

  • Jacked Pipes

  • Jawbreaker

  • Jojo Juk’Em

  • KillaHertz

  • Kit Shinkicker

  • Konceal'N Kari

  • Madrad

  • Mae Gusta

  • Myrna Ploy

  • Myrtle Kombat

  • NexJen

  • Pain Gretzky

  • Patently Offensive

  • Phyllis Drillher

  • Pucks Bunny

  • Randi Stroyer

  • Rhea Volt

  • Rizzo

  • ROCKITBOT

  • Salvador Brawlie

  • Scarmen Hellectra

  • Snake Bite

  • Soylent Mean

  • Strawberry StrikeHer

  • Surly Bird

  • Tegan N. Scare-ya

  • Tiny Neurotic Terror

  • Trinity Knox

  • Trixie Whipsum

  • Vuedoo Prodigy

  • Wanda Wreckonwith