Minnesota Roller Derby

Officials

DeeDee Toxin #0

DeeDee toxin smiling

Pronouns: Any/all

Derby Career:

  • Minnesota Roller Derby: Officials— 2025–Present

Athletic Background:

DeeDee Toxin (DeeTox to “friends”) may not exist. This “love child” of Harry Houdini and Lucrezia Borgia started skating nearly 50 (!) years ago. When their beloved “Roller Palace” closed, Young DeeDee turned to “skateboards” in desperation! Curious circumstances led DeeTox back to “quad skates”–their true first love! Toxin persists in “street skating” to this day, but desperately misses the majestic concrete of Oregon (including PDX’s notorious Burnside where DeeTox was a “local” for over a decade). Their hobbies include extortion, performance art, and recklessness. Despite a lifetime of this, Toxin endures, favoring frequent 15 mile skates along the banks of the Mississippi cloaked in a “secret” identity.

Likes:

  • Silent Cinema
  • Poison Pen Letters (“scare quotes” a “plus”!)
  • Multifarious Elixirs

Dislikes:

  • Ambiguity (particularly double negatives)
  • Authority (oh, the irony…)
  • Anti-Toxins

Awards:

Absolutely Not.