Bodies of Water

Erma Gerd #30

Erma smiling at the camera with black lipstick and flame sunglasses on

Pronouns: They/them

Position(s):

Bench Coach
Announcer

Derby Career:

  • Minnesota Roller Derby: Windchill — 2025–present
  • Minnesota Roller Derby: Announcer — 2022–present
  • Minnesota Roller Derby: B-Team (Nice) Coach — 2022 – 2025
  • Chippewa Valley Roller Derby: Announcer — 2017–present
  • Minnesota Roller Derby: Official — 2018–2021
  • Twin Cities Roller Derby: Announcer — 2018–2019
  • North Star Roller Derby: Official — 2017–2018
  • Med City Mafia: Official — 2015–2017
  • Chippewa Valley Roller Derby: Skater — 2012–2013

Athletic Background:

Running to rides at Camp Snoopy.

Bio:

Charming. Polite. Dehydrated. Love language: tacos.

Likes:

  • All pets (yes, even yours)
  • Dank Memes
  • Crisply Organized Spreadsheets

Dislikes:

  • Centipedes
  • Passive Aggression
  • Things that don’t look like food, but are food

Awards & Accolades:

  • Season 15 Officials Rookie of the Year
  • Season 16 MVO (Most Valuable Official)
  • Certified Level 2 WFTDA NSO
  • Certified WFTDA GTO

Special Roles:

  • ARAE Chair