Minnesota Roller Derby

Komrad Iron #Fe 26

Position(s):

Skating Official, Non-Skating Official

Derby Career:

  • Minnesota Roller Derby: Official – 2009 – Present

Athletic Background:

See Rocky VI workout montage… I was Drago.

Bio:

Komrad Iron was a prodigy of Soviet efficiency and order. But after a leaky bottle of vodka caused a “slight” accident at the nuclear power station in Chernobyl, he was denounced and sent to a Siberian gulag. There the cold, brutal labor sharpened his senses and warped his mind. Now he only thinks of one thing: bringing order out of the chaos of roller derby. But can the Minnesota RollerGirls be controlled and contained? Or will his iron-fisted rule cause them to rebel and reach new heights in derby mayhem?

Likes:

  • Espionage
  • Vodka
  • Cold Nights

Dislikes:

  • Rule Breakers
  • Back Talkers
  • Derby Mayhem